Simon Kearne, the editor, has asked his team to apply their minds to a single car worthy of this combined firepower.
To that end we will be clearing the decks of all other subjects on one special day: October 27th, 2016. The car in question had, among its range, a 1.3 litre four cylinder petrol unit with 16 valves.
Carisma.
And yes, I am slightly ashamed that I can even think about answering this.
…actually, no. This is harder than it looks. Watch me waste the rest of my evening on this.